christian josefsson

christian josefsson

Hej Christian josefsson!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm7469 February 23, 2024

Christian

He/She/They are someone who is very charismatic, but mostly to cover up the fact that they’re not the most caring person. They hide their emotions deep down inside, and only show you what they want you to see. Needs an abundance of validation and affection before they give you any. The kind of friend that makes you feel good when they’re feeling bad because they don’t want to address their own problems.

Wow, Christian is acting super nice for someone who’s brother just died.

by Morgan-michellej November 23, 2021

Christian

He was a the sexiest guy in ur school. He has flawless hair. And very sweet funny and kind and caring. He is the best boyfriend a girl can have

Christian is just sexy and kind

by Grahieks May 11, 2018

Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.

Christian B is always trying to impress girls.

by Large fat black Jew nigger January 10, 2020

Christian

Christian is a very common name, but there is a dark truth behind the name. Christian is typically a male who is tired or extremely energetic. He is an alpha male who trains in the gym all the time. Though he trains he is not that smart and very easy to persuade. The darkest truth is... Christian has a massive gambling addiction. Chrisitan also have a bad taste in women.

Friend 1: Have you seen Christian?
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!

by Den varmeste November 24, 2021

Relaxed christian

A person or group who don’t strictly follow the rules of Christianity. Such as; not going to church or not strictly following the bible. Relaxed Christians are some of the only accepting Christians when it comes to homosexuality.

Hey! I’m a relaxed Christian!

by Remy the ratatouille December 27, 2020

christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022