Toe Tongin

A form of extreme intimacy known only by the realest of couples. Usually experienced while laying together in bed or under the dining room table while sharing a meal, the big toes of two lovers are interlaced and held together for extended periods of time, deepening their connection with every passing minute.

Milly - Brad was raging last night because the Uber driver was going to take 3hrs to deliver our pizza, but once I told him to take off his shoes and interlace toes with me, he calmed right down. Ain’t nothin soothe his soul like a good quality toe tongin!

by MillyMuscleMummy February 15, 2023

horse toe

1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)

1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?

by KB_2024 January 11, 2024

Licking their toe

When one is trying to get on the good side of someone else in order to extract a favor or other good from them. Targets of the toe lick maneuver are commonly professors, parents, or significant others.

"I really needed a grade boost, so I was licking their toe pretty hard in the course evaluation."

"Not to lick your toe or anything, but your eyes are like fucking diamonds and your brain is magnificent. Just to be clear, not licking any toes here."

by ToeLicker7 December 17, 2021

TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)

A mental disorder that forces the afflicted person to suck toes uncontrollably. This can lead to gum disease and many other sicknesses.

Did you hear John got diagnosed with gun disease?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?

by Nsmsmgmtmemdmd July 8, 2023

rumbling toe

When someone's foot is close to another person's butthole and let out a huge fart

Josè is asleep but Carlitos ate a huge bowl of frijolitos so Carlitos gets Josès foot near his asshole and HolyGuacamole tye fart was intense. There fore the rumbling toe

by Savage21 January 18, 2015

Toe Tickling

When someone(not necessarily a human) inserts their toes into the vagina or anus of a human. They then proceed to wriggle their toes in a tickling like manor to achieve results parrelel to fingering or performing oral sex.

Man 1: Dude! I hooked up with that chick from the bar last night and we took turns toe tickling then her dad joined in!
Man 2: That's so cool! Who was better though?
Man 1: I mean the girl was good but the dad me finish like never before

by toeguy420 June 22, 2022

Urethane Toe

A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women

"Jeez! Have you seen Maria's feet? I've never seen such a bad case of Urethane Toe!"

by Ratskrad June 21, 2022