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Thomas

First of all thomas the train. Seccond of all he got no bitches. Third of all why rasist? Fourth of all why he a wall? Fifth of all whats with the sixhead. Sixth of all what is with your style. Seventh of all so white. Eight of all why does he talk. Ninth of all why so dumb. Tenth of all why dont you become smarter.
Why are you still friends with that Thomas he is litteraly a train.
by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022
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Thoma

Noun -

-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought

- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
This fat faggot really looks like a Thoma (broken asshole)
by THEAAAAAASSSSS December 11, 2019
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Thomas

a kid who one day says his laptop is his girlfriend, than his dad, than his son, than his wife and then his momo. he is a fuckwit who thinks he can kill a person with his bare hands but can lose to the weakest person in the world to an arm wrestle. he will flinch at anything. he is scared of go karts and says his family is so rich there house is made of marble. this means Thomas is a fucking liar with no life. if you find this Thomas or anyone like him. fucking shank them with a fucking blunt ass spoon till they can barely breath than jump on to them and slam them into the ground and have them choke on his blood.
look at the fag Thomas, lets shank him with a blunt ass spoon
by masteroakwee April 3, 2022
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Thomas pell

Thomas pell means that a male who is severely attracted to the male appendage specifically to blonds
by a man attracted to swimmers November 14, 2022
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Thomas

THOMAS IS THE MF GOAT THE REST OF YOU ARE PUSSIES
people walk in the hallways and see thomas and say "OMFG THE GOAT IS HERE OMG OMG" and ask thomas this "CAN I TAKE A PIC WITH YOU PLZ IS FOR INSTA" everyone knows thomas is the goat and the rest of you are pussies
by yodatz.TK June 2, 2022
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Thomas Floss

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Thomas

He is the best man out there. No man or woman can stop him. He has a HUGE dick. Like no other. He is a humble, but very brave soldier. No one can beat him and he likes to get pussy all the time.
Wow, just look at Thomas, his huuuuge cock is in my face. I'm a girl btw.
by Bob Egge May 21, 2020
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