mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lovepier September 18, 2021

Mississippi mud hound

When you are banging McCarthy’s mother in the poop shoot, then clean your dick on her pillow shoving her face in it for being a dirty girl. Don’t confuse it with Mississippi blood hound.

I Gave your mom a Mississippi mud hound, you shouldn’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

Mud Minnow

A little person who only has sex with black men.

"You have NO shot with Katy, you're too white. Katy is a mud minnow after all!"

by skunkys August 10, 2023

mud assing

- (V.) the act of riding, or goofing around in the bed of truck while it is offroading

"Dude we went wheelin' out at the canyon, and Matt was mud assing in the back!"

by Dustin Ross June 3, 2007

Mud pipes

Thick boots, rubber boots

I'll never know why the protagonist in Conker's Bad Fur Day can't wear mud pipes to withstand the Great Mighty Poo inside his residence of Poo Mountain

by anonymous January 6, 2025

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

by Sexydimma January 20, 2015

Mud Blood

Half Breed child with a Mud Shark mother and black father (usually out of the picture)

Look at all the mud bloods at the park today.

by Fastcracka April 5, 2025