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TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020
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Turtle

A "turtle" (ie TURD-le) is what you call someone who is a little turd (or little shit). It is used when you don't want them to know that that's what you actually think of them.
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
Josh? You're such a turtle!
by Turtle dominator! February 3, 2020
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turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
by Big donker January 24, 2021
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turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.
Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.
by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019
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Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.
Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.
by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021
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turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022
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