missy poo

A small, hard, unsatisfying poo. Often leaves the person feeling like they didn’t get it all out.

‘how was your poo?’
‘Ah no good was just a missy poo.’

by Round the world November 18, 2017

poo shoe

This is not to replace a traditional shoe but more of a flesh shoe. Now you will need a drunken person to lay flat on the floor face down, and spread the buttucks. The drunken person is to relax as this can be quite painful, now gently work each toe inside the anus one by one until you have all toes inside. Proceed deeper until the whole foot is inside the anus and the persons anus resembles a shoe on your foot. It is not uncommon to hear "do these come in a size 9? " or " does this shoe come in black?"
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.

Brian: i can never find a shoe that fits right

Craig : have you tried on a poo shoe?
Brian: no but i would love to wear one...
Craig: i will go get the vodka....

by Frank Fontain April 19, 2019

Sammy Poo

DUH.

She screamed sammy poo at the top of her lungs.

by maddawg1 September 29, 2009

Poo Stripe

1.The existence of a stripe of poo in a guys underpants, created from not having wiped themselves clean after going for a no 2 and also pulling their underwear up a few times during the day subsequently, thus causing the stripe.

1. Girlf - Oh gross, don't leave your poo stripe pants on my floor

Boyf - Those boxers are stretched out anyway just chuck em, been pulling them up all day

by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011

poo vag

Used in refrence to a dirty vagina.

That pornstar has a poo vag.

by Caprice Chris July 5, 2007

poo box

a slang frase used for descrbing a woman's/man's ass!!!

did you see the size of that poo box that just walked by...

by Jd Haynes August 25, 2008

Poo Genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 8, 2007