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Absolute retards sweating their balls off 24/7 in video games, mostly shooters. And no matter how fowl their chair is from all the jack off sessions they will still sweat their ass off. Even though it is a casual match of team death match, they still persist on calling their fellow comrades and proceeds to give everyone with at least 2 brain cells a seizure. Thus these fake bastards are acting like they just won the world cup but it was actually a PUBLIC match with their competitors are senior citizens from a fucking retirement home from the 1940's. These useless twats consisted of mobile gamers who spent upwards of $400 for a skin except for paying for a console. For example, these find specimens are found in Call of Duty: Mobile and PUBG: mobile. Do not make contact with most of them or they will give you complete brain damage.
Player 1: Wow, these clan names have no life.
Player 2: Indeed, because they wanted to flex their kill death ratio to their 2 subscribers on YouTube.
by Yuri is love, Yuri is life October 12, 2021
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Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can
Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)
by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022
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Obamas Last Name

Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Chad: Nahh fam ๐Ÿ˜ you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Chad: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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An Angel Jose Robles Died Smiling So An Angel Jose Robles Can Change His Name To "Hellstrom Robles"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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name that tune!

When you have a massive shit brewing and produce an audio masterpiece by feathering your sphincter whilst expelling toxic fart gas from your colon.
Hey dude... *paaarrrrppp* Name that tune!!!
by KencoKid March 22, 2022
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Parenthood Name

The surname a parent or guardian takes on legally to share with their child.
The surname a parent or guardian keeps after a marital dissolution to share with their child.
"When I adopted Ashley, I took her last name. My Parenthood Name is Smith but my maiden name was Peters."
"Although Tom and I are not married anymore, I chose to keep my last name the same as my children."
by Asteria Themis February 15, 2025
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