mud salad

a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.

I had a terrible mud salad before work and I needed a shower

by johnny sharp January 26, 2024

mud garb

A noun which describes the misuse of a femdom.

He slipped, and the proper thing became a mud garb.

by captcondom February 20, 2011

mud balls

When performing anal sex, the bottom ends up pooping on the penis and/or balls

“Did you hear about Kenny and Travis? Travis said Kenny gave him mud balls!”

by mshane95 December 25, 2021

Bear in the mud

When one shoved a gummy bear up they’re ass and has someone suck it out for pleasure

Did you here Justine gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter May 29, 2018

Mississippi mud jug

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.

Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.

by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025

Mud Blood

Someone who gets tattooed and pierced for all the wrong reasons.

"I wanna get a sleeve, i don't care Whats on it" said the mud blood.

by Fancy Alien Manbot June 6, 2017

Mud

your so ugly

that girl in the camouflage jacket is so MUD

by SA_NIGGA June 16, 2017