Hammered ass

Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.

That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.

by Dar-Man March 22, 2012

ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

Ass Soldier

A person who loves engaging in rim jobs.

Jarrod Michael Palmer is a total Ass soldier.

by Yomomma232 October 12, 2009

Bed ass

When you wake up in the morning and your so tired and lazy that your ass doesn't want to leave the bed.

My alarm went off, but when I woke up I had such a bed ass. I just didn't want to get up.

by PlayDoh Masta January 2, 2010

pepper ass

Pepper ass is that uncomfortable itchy feeling you get when you don't do a very good job of wiping your rear end. And you usually don't realize it till after you've completed the process in your down the road walking around a bit. It is basically a very itchy butt.

I have the worst case of pepper ass right now!

by Txsbears December 9, 2017

Ass Makeup

The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.

Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."

Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011