Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

america's dick

a term used to describe Florida, because of its shape as it hangs from the country.

dude 1: dude, i have to go to Florida.. i hate Florida!!

dude 2: yea i hate america's dick too!!!

by LostSoulColo69 August 26, 2012

dick wrinkle

beanbag or doofus

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle

by clarke111 January 11, 2012

shrek's dick

the most beautiful thing to ever exist.

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH

by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020

My Dick

A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.

My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless

by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008

Hip Dicking

Happens when you are fucking a girl whose hip pops in and out of the socket while she is riding him. It makes a noise like cracking your knuckles and it can be painful when your the guy is thrashing you.

I can´t walk, I got hip dicked last night.

I was banging my girl so hard that her hip dicking woke the neighbors.

To punish my girlfriend I hip dicked her.

by phat oreo February 14, 2009

Dope Dick

The inability to get or keep an erection because of methamphetamine use.

Man, I tried to bone this chick but i couldn't because of dope dick.

by pinksocketmonkey June 26, 2020