Pale as day

To be extremely pale. (Opposite- black as night)

Ella: I can never get a good tan at the beach because I always just burn.

Emma: Yeah, you're pale as day.

by walkitoutdougie September 8, 2011

Burritos Day

A day inspired by the Sublime song, "Burritos". You stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. The goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. Preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. Certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.

Bob: Dude! I'm gonna have a Burritos Day tomorrow!
Jim: Pfft- that's nothin'! I once had a Burrito Week!
Bob: I'm so sorry.
Jim: Yeah, it wasn't fun...

by Zomegad September 24, 2011

days of fucking

The Days of Fucking is a period of time at the height of the sexual liberation era when birth control pills became available to the public. This time was when it was full blown humping like dogs since the possibility of unwanted births decreased and the worst that could happen via unprotected sex could be cured or treated with pills from a doctor and you could go back to it. This is known as Cat Scratch Fever termed by Ted Nugent. However the arrival of HIV and AIDS started to bring an abrupt end to this huge massive sexual revolution and started implementing using protection to reduce the spread of HIV and AIDS. It is also referenced in an episode of Black Dynamite how long he's known someone. Black Dynamite replies I've known him since the Days Of Fucking.

The Days OF Fucking must have been a kick ass time to be alive until HIV and AIDS arrived.

by Jac Mihoff January 2, 2019

mile day

the worst day of the week.

“oh. mr (sorry sorry captain) fucshetti, is wearing his special stance socks. must be mile day!”

by annabananaaa June 12, 2018

Hump day

Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday

Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

Artist's Day

When you take an epic shit and it smears the toilet in a decorative fashion for all to see and admire your work.

I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!

by Chateau64 July 25, 2018

Bimoran Day

Bimoran Day is an unofficial Persian Holiday that has been cherished by people for years. This holiday has been celeberated on January 23th for years, in order to appreciate the importance of honesty. "BiMoraN" actually stands for "Bikhodi Mora-at Nakon" which means don't bother yourself, and don't lie to make others happy; Say what you really feel and before worrying about others, worry about yourself. People are used to lie about how they really are feeling so they can keep others safe, but what about your own safety? On this day, we cherish honesty and the greatness of revealing our true feelings without a doubt.

Fereydoon: Dad, what should I tell her/him?
Padar: The truth, son. This is Bimoran Day.

by JerryTheFather January 23, 2019