Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.
Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.
by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020
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Christian

Christian is a big ass bird that is the gay one in his gc and half of them probably don’t like him because he have tittie droplets. Also Christian like to spend his money on things he can’t even afford
“Oh girl please “ ——“mauriana stfu “ yes my name is Christian so what about it ?
by Ahop 🧍🏾‍♀️ January 17, 2021
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Friends Christian School

UMMM 7th grade at this school sucks and the popular girls are so klicky and lame and sporty
by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023
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Christian Girl Fall

The next season after hot girl summer. It is a season full of pumpkin spice lattes and leaves changing colors. Beautiful time of year, especially in the Northeast.
Aww man, It’s too cold to wear a bikini. Hot girl summer is over. Let’s get ready for Christian Girl Fall!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 31, 2019
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Christian

little shithead that cums a lot he always loses no nut November, and he is a ginger nigger who wants to have sex at 14. he smells bad and he’s adopted. she snorts fundip and always smokes weed and juul. he wants to have some weenie next to his 6ft long peenie. his weiner is dookie and just because his name is Christian doesn’t mean he’s actually a Christian. He never goes to church and he is a nigger faggot and he is the CEO of the Holocaust.
that little nigger Christian, such a faggot!
smells like shit. periodt pooh.
by gayniggaballs November 5, 2019
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christian

christian is the sexiest man ever lived and i known for his huge penis
i wish i could be like christian.
by big syryoyo penis September 10, 2019
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it’s so christian

When it actually means it’s so gay that you put Christianfor the irony.
Did you read that manga I sent you?”
“Yea....it’s so Christian...and fruity.”
by TheMRaz January 30, 2018
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