Christian

christian is a very ugly guy whoo everyone hates so much he very fat and ugly very ugly if you every meet a Christian run because he's ugly and thinks he's funny

hey christian is ugly

by Christianisaloser November 6, 2020

Christian

A black woman with a white husband

Christian Married black woman with white woman

by Yo Ana January 15, 2024

christian rizznaldo

someone who got mad rizz and plays soccer

“damn he rizzing her up ok christian rizznaldo”

by christian..rizznaldo December 8, 2022

The Christian Persecution Complex

That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.

Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Christian

Most (C)onfident.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.

The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.

The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.

If u got the chance to catch a Christian, don‘t make the mistake to wait. If u can‘t trust his perfect being cuz he‘s too perfect, you weren‘t good enough for a Christian and he‘ll leave you

by BlessedMaria November 22, 2021

Christian

Someone who is just a bit weird and may seem like a terrorist on the outside. But on the inside they are very kind, dedicated and caring. They make you laugh all the time with their dumb jokes stupid actions. They seem to get in trouble all the time but manage to get out of it un-harmed. Christian is a very nice person who doesn’t have many friends but few very good ones. One could say you are very lucky if you are friends with Christian.

Christian seemed like he was going to kill us all, but instead he helped us instead.

by Charlie Hudson December 31, 2021

christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020