Cowboy Bear Ninja

A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.

The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.

Cowboy Bear Ninja

(see Rochambeau)

by town hall heckler April 24, 2012

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

bear trap ugly

someone so ugly, that if you woke up next to them and they were laying on your arm, you would rather chew your arm off like it was caught in a bear trap than wake that person up.

Man, i must've gotten pretty wasted last night because that girl from the club was bear trap ugly!

by M.1C.0C. June 20, 2009

Death By Bear

Death by Cumplosion from a bear.

These are called Horny bears. They sneak in your house at night and take you in your sleep.

If you dont die from the sheer mass of fur on you, or the 18-20 inch Bear dick in you, the cumplosion will Surely kill you.

38 reported cases 0 Survivors.

Person 1: Hey what happend at the jeffersons?
Person 2: Oh god a group of Horny bears snuck in, and well... Lets just say they didnt go out looking pretty.
Person 1: Oh god, Death by bear is never a way to go out.

by Randy Numan April 29, 2010

bear hard

As hard as a bear

That exam was bear hard!

by Fweeb May 17, 2008

Poking the bear

When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly

Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear

by Wildpantalones March 24, 2021

bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!

little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!

by ddubs99 March 21, 2011