Ass Makeup

The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.

Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."

Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

Bed ass

When you wake up in the morning and your so tired and lazy that your ass doesn't want to leave the bed.

My alarm went off, but when I woke up I had such a bed ass. I just didn't want to get up.

by PlayDoh Masta January 2, 2010

Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

Chunky Ass

1. When a woman or mans ass (being politically correct) is so big you can see the ass outline in the pants.

It looks like the pant is pleading to the person looking 'please help I'm about the bust right open at any point'

2. Gangsta talk: Yo Man that bitch has a chunky ass!

That is one CHUNKY ASS, looks like back end of the moon!

by Emmd November 8, 2014

Ass Daps

The act of one individual applying a light punching motion upon a butt plug to another individual, thus resembling the motion of one person giving "respect knuckles" ("Daps")!!

Erik gave his butt-boy Christian ass daps while in the midst of passionate foreplay!!

by RNJDC March 22, 2009

bubble ass

the holy grail of ass

kim kardashian has a bubble ass

by ass master 69 May 18, 2016

Ass Drop

To air drop a picture of an ass to a stranger.

While at a bar, Megan ass dropped Chris’s ass to someone nearby. He accepted the air drop thinking it was a woman’s ass and their friend yelled “I think that is a man butt”.

Gina ass dropped the friend a picture of her ass, who yelled “now that is an ass”.

by 2 Time May 21, 2019