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Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."
by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024
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Turtle Style

Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
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turtle

An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014
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Turtle

I’m doing good, quints are alright
A:how r u, do u like quints?
B:turtle
by Bright&All October 22, 2020
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Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.
Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019
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kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 1, 2021
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Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.
Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020
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