Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

Double Toss

When a man is masturbating and vomiting at the same time.

"When I told Johnny I was too wasted to have sex, he tried to take care of himself but ended up doing a Double Toss in the toilet, that i had to clean up this morning!"

by Zarv March 23, 2013

Double Decking

Taking a dump into the toilet tank so when a person flushes the toilet they are astonished to see a turd come down.

Marlene was shocked at the Omega Mu House party when she flushed the toilet and a big nasty frat boy turd came down and she realized that she had been the victim of double decking.

(WARNING: Do not try this. You could easy break a toilet. )

by Zoro the Ass Bandit April 2, 2013

double selfie

The act of taking a selfie including someone also taking another selfie of himself in your picture.

Hey look a double selfie, that guy was also taking a selfie in this selfie photo!

by tommilover April 15, 2014

Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.

She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.

by iAM December 14, 2013

double gooch

Double Gooch- "What you see from behind when a girl is getting DP." -Matt Browning, MGMT Pinks, West Gray

Perhaps a double gooch?

by matt.b.talks.loud December 22, 2013

Double Zapper

The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating

Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit

by Smiffythegreat October 20, 2016