Christian gun

America’s way to start world peace

God: the only weapon I need is my Christian gun.

by Guccimafialevel99 June 17, 2019

Christian

Cristian has a really big cock, he is sexy asf too. This kid has the sexiest face and is getting head from 74 girls this year, he also likes soccer and football and is a god at siege

I heard Christian has a big cock

by Cburgess_17 January 9, 2022

Christian

A Christian is a loving boyfriend. He is a funny guy with a big heart. He is often more of a dog person. He makes you feel like you are more of a person with him in your life. PLus he makes you feel like you are the specialist person in the world.

Man I had a rough day and Christian came over and made it all better.

by Hatty Hatingto 109 November 9, 2017

trailer park Christian

It’s where a person says there Christian even though they don’t do Christian acts.

Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat

Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.

by Shockerman2020 March 5, 2024

Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”

by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018

Christian

Short fragile lightskin likes 6th graders ages 10-11 no kneecaps likes girl with B in their name likes blasian BSF is gay brown skin but really lightskin who looks like a duck ex looks like a fish and is short and brown skin

Christian-no bitches

by Ducktitties April 16, 2022

Christianity

A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.

He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.

by missshelll January 12, 2023