by uzi4u June 11, 2006
Get the E-gyptmug. e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.
1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.
Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.
1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.
Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.
That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.
by zenbeer March 11, 2007
Get the e-tardedmug. 
Get the E-mobmug. A situation where an extremely obese man, wearing washingtons, performs the "69" position with a girl, while eating a bucket of KFC chicken, and screams "tell me when to go!!" shortly before ejaculation.
Person #1: Man did you hear that Steve e-69'ed Cheryl.
Person #2: Yeah thats pretty gross...and Daniel said he had seconds.
Person #1: Yeah Daniel's a big Jew. He e-69'ed my mom. What a pape!
Person #2: Yeah thats pretty gross...and Daniel said he had seconds.
Person #1: Yeah Daniel's a big Jew. He e-69'ed my mom. What a pape!
by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006
Get the e-69mug. by 1234467898765 June 17, 2011
Get the e-stalkingmug. 
Get the E-rapemug. a person whom one knows but who is not a particularly close friend nor have they ever met and ony communicate via the internet.
by megagina August 27, 2009
Get the e-quaintancemug.