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tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.
Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.
by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016
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Tree

Ayo you see that tree over there?

Nah b that’s a shrub
by Pitty_titty May 18, 2018
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phone tree plea

The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023
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lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.
"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."
by terra_7382 November 3, 2024
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Grow your tree

You have a small pp go grow your tree
by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024
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tree lit

That was weed was tree lit.
by Dank Mush January 14, 2017
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