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Flash Internet

The year is 2013. You hop on the internet to search for: “car game free”. And you click on a website called: “coolmathgames”. You instantly become addicted to the games on the website. Fast forward a couple years when you get your chrome books at school, then EVERYBODY starts playing coolmath. Schools banned the website, flash was eliminated, and you can’t play any flash games. Mini clip was a great one, but you soon realize that’s not working either. You go on your phone and search for a game to play. You download a game called “Roblox” and it starts all over again...
Zack: “Let’s play Duck Life at lunch!”
Dylan: “Why does it say it’s blocked?”

Courtney: “I wanna play Anagram Magic but I can’t find it anymore!”
Kaden: “Me neither, hey why does it say something about flash?”

XxIts_ZackxX: “Let’s play Jailbreak!”
Courtney: “What’s jailbreak? What game is that?”

XxIts_ZackxX: “remember coolmath on the flash internet?”
Kawaii_Courtneyyy: “LMAO what?..”
by clownssss May 6, 2022
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Internet Explorer

Web browser downloader developed by Microsoft Corporation and available from Windows 95 to 8.1
Jake: "Bro, what's Internet Explorer?"
George: "Don't worry, it's just the Steam of web browsers"
by AndreStork October 3, 2021
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Internet Sheep

People who believe something on the internet, such as claytonstrEt94 and DareDArrow, without doing their own research or check credited sources. When questioned on their beliefs, they resort to name calling.
Jack: Can't be John is a internet Sheep, he believes everything these dumb YouTubers are saying about censorship.
by FireBornLava December 10, 2021
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Internet janitor

A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"
Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
by Painitblack May 19, 2025
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internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology
I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.
by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004
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