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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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smoked sanchez

When a cigarette smoker swipes their stinky smoking fingers under someone else's nose.
She came in from her smoke break and gave her bestie a smoked sanchez
by Miss Mona May 22, 2024
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Smoke Mardeljano

Serbian rapper, made some good songs like "Neka Kako Bude", "Pozitiva" and also is featured on "Tu Smo".
Guy 1: Wake up dude, new Smoke Mardeljano song just droped
Guy 2: Holy shit, no way!
by TheDumbAssGuy November 23, 2022
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Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women
I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!
by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021
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Smoke Igbo

A Hard substance to smoke for mentally mad people
This is the result of smoke Igbo
by Lil Quandaruis 419 June 27, 2022
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Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.
by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022
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Smoke

“I main smoke.”
by T34main November 11, 2019
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