Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch

I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.

by allisonjmac March 1, 2025

salad sniffer

Someone who watches someone else’s salad get tossed for the sole purpose of sniffing it afterwards

“On my wedding night we invited my best man to join but he didn’t want to participate, he just wanted to be a salad sniffer”

by cashmoney0301 March 1, 2025

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

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by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

Hot piss salad

After filling your sex partner's ass with piss, they spray it in your face while you toss the salad.

She kept saying "hot piss salad" to the tune of "zoot suit riot" and I was not ready for the night she had prepared for me.

by Nigel tallywhacker May 20, 2023

Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023

Salad Bar

A person whom is just as lame and boring as a all you can eat buffet salad bar

She doesn't do anything all day except fall asleep in her lap
Yah that b*tch is a f***ing salad bar

by Babygirlchels February 23, 2023