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Gilbert Paterson Middle School is located in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada. And is full of rich annoying Mormons who get offended by the slightest things, and poor kids who smoke marijuana. It is also full of attention whores who cut/threaten to kill themselves on a daily basis.
Person #1: Hey you must go to Gilbert Paterson Middle School

Person#2: yeah I do how did you know?

Person #1: you're Mormon.
by Pinguthepenguin77 October 26, 2017
mugGet the gilbert paterson middle schoolmug.
The stupidest school out there, where everyone is fake and if u aint nobody know u, ppl change up rlly quick here and ditch u easily
oh that girl is fake cuz she go to Frank loyd wright middle school
by bitch from FLW January 18, 2019
mugGet the Frank loyd wright middle schoolmug.
You know you go to PGMS when...
1) You're addicted to the cookies
2) Your math teacher is either extremely awkward or insane
3) You have played the part of a duck, a farmer, a cowboy, a girl who cant say no, a stripper, or a gangster in the school play.
4) The popular group is more than 50% of your graduating class.
5) The band kicks ass.
6) Your school has an elevator ^^ (yes little children. drop at my feet in awe.)
7) You have had or know of a history teacher who showed you a video about eating a tiger penis.
8) People are very competitive in bingo.
9) There are stripper poles in the woodshop room.
10) There is a plant that looks like marijuana in a planter box by a certain teacher's (see #7) room.
11) Babies are to be placed on shelves.
12) Your music teachers definition of pop music is "Music of the Night" from the Phantom of the Opera.
#12 Sheldon: Hey, can we play a pop song this year at for orchestra?
Mrs. Priest: Oh, yeah, sure, like Music of the Night?

#2 Mr. Mello: -places hand on Rhonda's shoulder- Smells like rain.

Pacific Grove Middle School (PGMS)- its where it happens.
by PsEuDoNyM<333 January 23, 2011
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ugly ass fat bitches and white kids that suck dick just to get their bus ticket home. the people and teachers at the school look like characters from big mouth and then rusty dusty ass hoes needa learn how to do their eyebrows them shits look like they sponsored by Nike. They edges look like lines coming out their forehead. isaac is better BIG ISAAC FYM
Albert Leonard middle school-
isaac is better
by suwooo March 14, 2019
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Gay ass school full of white little brats. Isaac is way fucking better that those hoes. They think they are ‘the shit’ because their mpmma got moneyy
by Chikennuggets4life December 10, 2018
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Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.

If you're considering going there run. Now.

And they're making an elementary school too.

:)
Person:"See that girl who looks like she wants to die?"
Person 2: "that's because she goes to metro Early college middle School"
by I'mSorryMom November 2, 2018
mugGet the Metro Early college middle schoolmug.
Nmbms aka north myrtle beach middle school is a popular school within horry county. The staff at the school are bad people. They try to expell every student after 5 incident referrals. The school takes bribes in money to change grades.
by Devin gomez January 20, 2020
mugGet the north myrtle beach middle schoolmug.

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