E-gypt

getting screwed in an online transaction

i got E-gypt when I bought a car off E-bay.

by uzi4u June 11, 2006

E-mob

a gang from Lemay county located in ST. Louis,MO (da lou)

you fuck with the E-mob

by LiL DiRtY September 29, 2004

e-tarded

e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.

1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.

Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.

That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.

by zenbeer March 11, 2007

e-69

A situation where an extremely obese man, wearing washingtons, performs the "69" position with a girl, while eating a bucket of KFC chicken, and screams "tell me when to go!!" shortly before ejaculation.

Person #1: Man did you hear that Steve e-69'ed Cheryl.

Person #2: Yeah thats pretty gross...and Daniel said he had seconds.

Person #1: Yeah Daniel's a big Jew. He e-69'ed my mom. What a pape!

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

e-quaintance

a person whom one knows but who is not a particularly close friend nor have they ever met and ony communicate via the internet.

So I have this e-quaintance with 325544342324 Gig of pr0n he is going to burn for me.

by megagina August 27, 2009

E-Cunt

Someone you dont mind in real life but over the internet there a real cunt.

Boliver;I'm a cunt
Je-ack; i no

Boliver; so are u

Je-ack; cbf having this convo

Boliver; pussy

Je-ack; Shut it u E-cunt

Boliver; no you shut up lololololololollo

by Crazy Eyes ZEE May 6, 2009

e-val

(n.) electronic validation (i.e. props, respect, recognition given online)

That was a clever forum post and deserved more e-val.

by Marchant February 25, 2008