cock holdster

a slanderous term used to describe any opening,on the person you say it to, that could possibly fit a male member

SHUT YER DAMN COCK HOLDSTER!!
-or-
I'll put it right in your cock holdster, baby.

by shortythepimp April 12, 2004

cock smock

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 8, 2006

cock sukcer

cock sucker spelled wrong

whao dude, i cant spell at all!!

by Arfalarf February 7, 2004

cock toker

one who tokes the cock (a frequent cock sucker) a fuckin dumbass

brain mathews is a cock toker, he is always wanting to toke my cock

by mike97684 July 25, 2006

Cock mesh

When someone points out and/or finishes a joke someone else has subtly made

Lee: Cherie blair looks like she's been on a roller coaster
John: That's why her face is like that!
Lee: Cock mesh!

by MeerkatMandy August 8, 2011

Cock Sucker

Someone who is an asshole

Mark Creps is a cock sucker

by Ty Town November 27, 2011

Thunder Cock

Level of greatness achieved once one lays with more then 10,000 women. A level Chuck Norris is greatly renowned for.

-Lays with 10,000 women- {achieves Thunder Cock status)

by sllverwolf February 17, 2007