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Bro Jovi

A bro rule defined as "nothing is gay between bro's as long as a Bon Jovi song is playing in the background". Can extend to bro hugs, broment's, or any other bro scenario.
*Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" plays in the background*
Bro 1: "Dude, your hair cut is sexy"
Bro 2" "Thanks bro. Time for a bro hug"
Bro 1: "Won't that be gay?"
Bro 2: "Nah, it's Bro Jovi"
*bro hug that lasts slightly too long*
by Stohnly March 8, 2012
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Russian bro

My friend made a Russian Bro.. he finished most of it, but bonged the last cup of it.
by kelsarro March 27, 2011
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bro-bombing

To write "Cool story bro", as a reply to someone's post or thread, usually as a mark of trolling.
Were you just bro-bombing me?
by Murua July 10, 2011
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Cicoccio Bros.

two bald guys next to each other, likely viewed from the back, feuding with inner desire to transcend. hands up, hands out, Cicoccio Bros.
look at the Cicoccio bros.; they're setting them up and breaking them down.
by holy evangelicals August 11, 2011
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bro-medy

Any comedy film with males going through wacky bonding moments. Usually have a lot of gay overtones.
by bibfortuna December 8, 2011
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Panel Bro

An older version of a fuckboi, usually in his 20-30's, who exists purely to seek the validation of others by promoting himself without humility. Obsessed with the Forbes power lists, he relentlessly speaks on panels in the hopes of one day making an appearance. He uses his Instagram as a resume, posting photos on somebody else's yacht and standing in front of somebody else's car, with a quote about how you can get anywhere with hard work (no mention of his rich family is mentioned). A panel bro often wears basketball shorts, Nike shoes, a hoodie and a baseball cap to hide his balding head.
by Anonnimouse November 18, 2018
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bro chocolate

- Hey bro, are you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.
by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017
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