Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.

Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.

by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023

Rusty melodica

Giving a rimjob while simultaneously fingering a girl.
The female version of the rusty trombone

"I heard that shes into some freaky shit, so I gave her the rusty melodica"

by AVelociraptor November 15, 2018

rusty soviet

its when a group of guys fuck someone in the ass with a gun to their head.

we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.

by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 2, 2018

Rusty Drain pipe

The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.

Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.

by Buccos26 December 8, 2018

Rusty-joe

Great guy can be an ass sometimes but then makes up for it

that guy is such a rusty-joe

by dbdeshadowmifwa July 14, 2017

Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

The Rusty Banjo

Making a turbo blow-off sound, similar to that of a Scania V8, as you climax during sexual intercourse

"I gave her a The rusty banjo in the back of my wee rig"

by 110-90 July 21, 2017