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Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021
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Nicolas name

Eddie's Nicolas name is Edward.
by T0NES October 20, 2025
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Any male name

“What happens if you search my name up on urban dictionary?”
“It’ll probably say your name is a nice dude, basically any male name on that site says that”
by TheEndDragon May 8, 2022
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a girl named strawberry

Strawberry is a girl selling pussy for crack to the Dope man Dope man
Person one : you see that girl over there
Person two: yeah what about her
Person one : she is a girl named strawberry she is the neighborhood hoe
by anonymous November 17, 2021
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Her Name Not Daya Bettica?

To be thinking your doing something right, only to find out you have been doing it wrong all that time. Coined by Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté in RuPaul's Drag Race Season 16.
Kornbread: Daya Bettica thats not your name?

Kornbread in confessionals: Her name not daya bettica?
Producer: It's Daya Betty, Daya Betty.
by Chilli Tortellini April 10, 2024
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The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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User name

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.
"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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