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Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.
I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!
by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017
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Jack's Mum

"Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.

Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.

Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.

Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
by _/Anonymous\_ January 28, 2009
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jack cascade

a voluminous ejaculation from the male sexual organ after the culmination of an intense jack off session usually complemented by insane consumption of pornographic material; a massive cum shot.
Wow, that was a major jack cascade dude! How long were you jacking off for anyway?
by Jack Cascade March 26, 2010
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Angry Jack

An angry Jack is a person, who get's angry, when someone directly or indirectly points out flaws in our society and thereby makes the Jack question their own mortality.

^(refernce: that one Innuendo Studios video)
"oh man, i can't stand those fucking vegiterians . not eating meat like they are something better!" - an Angry Jack
by [reredacted] August 9, 2021
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Ump Jacked

Ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an obvious ball. Also when pitcher is getting obvious strikes called balls by umpire.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, got "Ump Jacked" when Jim Joyce's blown call at first base on potential last out of the game, cost him a perfect game.

David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.

Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.
by JAX8 June 24, 2010
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Faggle Jack

an extreme fag that likes to juggle testicles with their tongue.
by 202962 February 22, 2010
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stall jack

When you need to actually take a dump, and someone jacks your stall to pee or poo.
That guy just stall jacked me. I needed to take the biggest dump ever!
by kebinahhh July 20, 2010
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