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Blue Groper

A Blue Groper is a sex move involving two men fingering each others ass holes whilst on a fishing boat. It is also the worst species of fish known to man. If you catch a Blue Groper it means that you have a small penis.
Person 1: "Stop showing me that photo of a Blue Groper you gay homo."
by AntonSucksAss November 1, 2018
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Blue stuffer

A rat Detroit thoty stuff M30 pills for a coon in her vagina state to state
She’s a blue stuffer from Tennessee
by Detroit thoty January 6, 2019
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blue bombing

The act of hovering over a port-o potty and getting splash back from the blue liquid when you take a dump resulting in blue bombing yourself.
Dude I just went blue bombing cause that seat in that port-o potty was so nasty. I blue bombed myself
by Papy Keefe February 7, 2014
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Blue Lamp

"Blue Lamp" is what you tell a friend who denies that they are very drunk to remember. In the morning ask, "what were you supposed to remember?" If your friend can remember blue lamp in the morning a sense of victory will overwhelm them as they have proven they were not actually that drunk, and if the friend cannot remember blue lamp confusion will overwhelm them.

Origin of term:

At my friend's lake house i had had a little to drink. my friend kept telling me that i was acting wild and telling me to calm down, but i vehemently denied my drunkenness. I thought I was acting perfectly normal. so my friend said "Okay, that lamp right there is blue... In the morning you should remember blue lamp if you aren't so drunk." So the next morning i wake up and scream "BLUE LAMP!!!" turns out i may not have been as drunk as my friend thought.
tim: you were so drunk last night

bob: no i wasnt...

tim: did you remember what u were supposed to remember then?

bob: what are you talking about?

tim: blue lamp ya drunken fool!
by mrword June 25, 2009
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blue pork

Notification of police presence. Police/ pigs/them boys.
We're having blue pork for dinner.
by VaHoney February 18, 2017
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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington kids hoax, Brett Kavanaugh hoax, and the 'Insurrection' hoax.
Blue Anon crazies are just as bad as the Q Anon crazies - maybe worse.
by Jon____ March 7, 2021
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blue lighter

u use a light blue lighter when u fold or are taking an L.
typically used when sad about men or women.
bring the blue lighter tonight i need to use it bc i’m folding
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