Texas Hot Sauce

When after eating chile you experience extremly spicy diarrhea.

"Oh damn someone left some texas hot sauce in the bathroom."

Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."

by Asian Kid pwns Friend February 12, 2012

texas rain

when you jizz on a bitch

last night your mom was begging for the texas rain

by kloutkidd January 13, 2021

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 01, 2024

Texas Watering Hole

Where you piss in a girl's ass and then lap the piss shit mixture from her asshole.

Person 1; I gave a girl a Texas Watering Hole last night.

Person 2; Nice

by EDGENATOR April 27, 2024

texas toasted

someone who is roasted so bad they could be served at a 5 star restaurant

“I wanna beat that guys ass!!”

“Yeah!! He has a lot of ass to beat to!!”

“TEXAS TOASTED!!”

by Gekixo January 30, 2019

The texas downy

A retard of such proportions that they are too autistic to be labeled as your average handicapped person.

Did you see bobby he went from down syndrome to the texas downy real fast.

by The ultimate funyun February 27, 2017

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 05, 2024