by Bright&All October 22, 2020
Get the Turtlemug. An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014
Get the turtlemug. Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019
Get the Sliding Turtlemug. by willy scott June 1, 2021
Get the kiss that turtle assmug. by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021
Get the Turtle Kaylinmug. Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024
Get the Turtle cheechingmug. by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022
Get the turtlemug.