Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.

- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.

by ramer561 September 1, 2025

Texas Wahoo Twister

The act of grabbing onto a ceiling fan to spin around on top of that thang while doing it, specifically while on a waterbed.

“The fuzz(femboy huzz) got a lil quirky and gave me a Texas Wahoo Twister”

by daddyboy January 4, 2025

Texas Tornado

This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.

Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday

by Ianfleming December 28, 2024

Texas Fever

Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities

"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"

"hmm must have been those ticks"

by south_town October 23, 2011

Texas, California

The server for amberhub.com is based off.

Hello, I'm from Texas, California

by P1_Dex January 1, 2022

Texas

Please help my friends keep saying this isn't real... is it real anymore?... or am I just dreaming...?

Texan: "Living in Texas is amazing!"
Random person: "But Texas isn't even real??"

by Reddy weddy April 5, 2022

And Texas!

1. The most appropriate and accurate supplement to any and all questions.

2. And Texas!

Dude#1: Hey... What's the meaning of life?

Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.

<pause>

Dude#2: And Texas!

by Pyronix337 March 17, 2012