Rusty Tire

When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth

Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?

by Mussell applebald March 04, 2024

rusty charrie

A cowboy hat that has seen many stampede party's.

A worn-in cowboy hat that has the option of looking really cool or really gross.

"Look at her sweet rusty charrie!"

"That is the ugliest rusty charrie I have ever seen! Oh my!"

"That girl has no clue that her rusty charrie is disgusting"!!

by El Bremaulty July 07, 2009

rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.

See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.

by timthepigman June 05, 2022

Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.

I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021

rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons

"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"

by Scott I. July 21, 2017

Rusty fluegelhorn

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.

"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."

by Sk!n August 30, 2024

Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 06, 2024