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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
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Blame it on the Russians

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.
Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.
by ApeNation October 2, 2022
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I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.
Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE
by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023
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Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
by Onskeigh November 29, 2024
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Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian is a light novel, manga, and anime series about a Russian girl named Alisa Mikhailovna Kujou aka Alya who hides her feelings in Russian from Masachika Kuze, a male who understands Russian. However, Alya doesn't know this. SunSunSun is the creator of this series.
Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian
by WSSRKATO January 27, 2025
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