Potato

The most holy fruit

Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*

by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020

Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Potato

An extremely offensive term used as hate speech against people of color

James: can you pass me the orange juice?

Rebecca: no because you're a potato.

Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.

Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato

by Zabej February 27, 2023

touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.

by glenglish May 19, 2017

potato

1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer

2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect

1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!

2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.

by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016

Jack Big Potato

An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.

"You're sitting here, thinking you're Jack Big Potato, with your little gang."

by Anterooo November 17, 2023