alien fart porn

When two aliens cum inside of each other then take turns farting it back out.
Alien: Mmf~ *farts cum into the other aliens’ fart-hole.

Man: Honey? Why are we watching alien fart porn?
by valkrah July 01, 2022
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floppy dick porn

Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.
Is she having sex with his thigh? Yeah, this is just floppy dick porn.
by Gabe K. March 14, 2007
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hard hentai porn

Hentai (変態 or へんたい?) About this sound listen (help·info) English /ˈhɛntaɪ/ (lit. "pervert") is a word of Japanese origin which is short for (変態性欲?, hentai seiyoku); a perverse sexual desire. The original meaning of Hentai in the Japanese language is a transformation or a metamorphosis. The implication of perversion or paraphilia was derived from there. Both meanings can be distinguished in context easily.

In Japanese, the term describes any type of perverse or bizarre sexual desire or act; it does not represent a genre of work. Internationally, hentai is a catch-all term to describe a genre of anime and manga pornography. English adopts and uses hentai as a genre of pornography by the commercial sale and marketing of explicit works under this label.

The word's narrow Japanese-language usage and broad international usage are often incompatible. Weather Report Girl is considered yuri hentai in English usage for its depiction of lesbian sex, but in Japan it is just yuri. The definition clash also appears with the Japanese definition of yuri as any lesbian relationship, as opposed to its sexually explicit definition in English usage.
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Emil: "Oh really? I love hard hentai porn. Wanna watch together?"
Anders: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by mrKaino June 09, 2017
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gay minecraft porn

A: wanna make some gay minecraft porn
B: you're dead to me
by Tolo64 June 11, 2022
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Porn Star Diet

Coke and Cock. Mixed drink containing 12oz of Coca-Cola and 3 shots of Fighting Cock Whiskey.
What are you having?
I'm drinking the Porn Star Diet.
by GenocideRC01 March 15, 2010
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Porn child

A child that is made during a porno.

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A person that has a slutty friend that the person calls porn mom so they become porn child.
Alora is a porn child. Kelsey is her porn mom.
by Achinney11 May 04, 2015
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