Plum Tree

a tree full of sad discordians
most of them are in love with fictional characters they will never meet
they need to get a life

wow the plum tree is such a sad sight

by cody69420 October 11, 2021

tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.

Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.

by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016

lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

Grow your tree

Get a big FAT boner.

You have a small pp go grow your tree

by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024

tree lit

Dank.

That was weed was tree lit.

by Dank Mush January 14, 2017

Climbing that tree

When you go out, get wasted and have a good time, usually despite or against the odds

Dude I wasn’t so sure you’d want to come out with us but you ended up climbing that tree

by Sergeant Groove August 4, 2022

Trees

A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.
Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.

Random dude 1:look trees are being cut down.
Random dude 2:They are going to crush us.

by Dr.FuckMe April 18, 2019