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Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.
Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.
by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010
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If you wanna get strong for that battle, you must choose between two options: money that'll last you a lifetime, or wotr. You gotta choose it for yourself, and remember, ain't no goin back bruh.
WRIST ๐Ÿ—ฃ WATERS ๐Ÿ—ฃ ON ๐Ÿ—ฃ MY ๐Ÿ—ฃ NECK
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Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
by Arvileng October 1, 2022
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just in the neck of time

Time, sometimes decribed like a body or vessel, comes to a head. The neck of time is the moment just before an event.
Fiona showed up just in the neck of time to help her mother cook.
by FUCat March 31, 2023
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Fat Neck

The Art Of Clapping 3 Times Then Hitting Ones Neck As Fast As Possible Inflicting The Most Pain Possible To The Back Of The Neck
Hey I just Fat Necked the idiotic loser over there and now he is crying
by HighIQWords October 13, 2018
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Ass Neck

The neck of oneโ€™s ass, which is essentially the middle of the lower back- above the ass crack and between the ass shoulders.
See also: ass shoulders
The snowboarder suffered a deep bruise to his ass neck when he did a reverse taco on the rail.
by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024
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