National slap tommy day

On April 19th u must slap a tommy

On national slap tommy day y’all should slap a tommy u know

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

National bong cleaning day

On November 11th is national bong cleaning day.

Stoner 1 “Dude did you participate in national bong day? “
Stoner 2 “Yeh dude of course”

Stoner 1 “make sure you clean your bong for national bong cleaning day today.”

by SophKail October 13, 2021

National save woman day

April 22! The day to stop raping and killing woman. Woman are gonna be free and never get in danger.

Unknown man: Follow me. Suck my d1ck
Woman: No. It's National save woman day! You will stop raping girls and woman.

by Poopoohadstitchedme March 20, 2021

National friend fuck day

On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.

🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!

by Sashtiq May 23, 2022

National foot pic day

11th of April

Send someone a foot pic

Hey it’s national foot pic day give a foot pic

by Kitler April 10, 2022

National black cat day

On this day if u find a black cat u give it the most love in the world unless u have one u still give it the most love it will ever receive

Person 1: “I found a black cat!” Person 2: “give it love it’s National black cat day” person 1: *gives it the most love ever

by Badyeatsfood14 October 27, 2019

National Blake Parker Day

The day where everyone worships the most beautiful and best human being to walk this Earth.

Omg its national Blake Parker day we better get the decorations out, and start praising.

by bparker2424 November 1, 2020