If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!

Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!

by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022

IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK

This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.

"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 22, 2022

Have fun being poor

A term NFT bros use when they can’t think of any other counter arguments.

Regular person: Bruh, NFTs are a scam. Why are you even supporting something that is literally a pyramid scheme?

NFT Bro: Have fun being poor.

by futbolr2125 April 25, 2022

Okay have fun

In other words bye bitch I don’t wanna talk to you

Okay have fun

by kallte April 25, 2022

National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).

You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

by Haideez January 2, 2022

Have a day

The ultimate form of dismissal. Used at the end of an argument or through out to bid good riddance of a conversation or situation.

An urban take on I bid you a day. Good day sir, I said good day.

Tozic Ex: You know you miss me.
You: And you’ve miss-spoked: now Have A Day. *grabs belonging and walks away.

by JodanIn92 January 7, 2022