A public middle school with only two grade levels, wears uniforms and hates half the teachers. Most of the 7th graders think they're the shit and the 8th grade boys are retarded. Most drama is with kids from other towns. The VP is shit and everyone hates the VP. 8th grade girls get with high school guys and than get stoned. Can't go a week without fucking something up. Announcements about "phones away" comes on every 2 fucking seconds. The 8th graders complain about the 7th graders even tho they was them last year and act like they did some Houdini shit and skipped a year. Basically, sbms is filled with kids who don't give 2 shits if they pass or not.
Person One- "Yo, you go to Saddle Brook Middle School?"
Person Two- "Yeah dude, all we do is fuck around
Person One- "Damn good think I don't go to sbms."
Person Two- "Yeah dude, all we do is fuck around
Person One- "Damn good think I don't go to sbms."
by anonn201 April 20, 2016
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1) You're addicted to the cookies
2) Your math teacher is either extremely awkward or insane
3) You have played the part of a duck, a farmer, a cowboy, a girl who cant say no, a stripper, or a gangster in the school play.
4) The popular group is more than 50% of your graduating class.
5) The band kicks ass.
6) Your school has an elevator ^^ (yes little children. drop at my feet in awe.)
7) You have had or know of a history teacher who showed you a video about eating a tiger penis.
8) People are very competitive in bingo.
9) There are stripper poles in the woodshop room.
10) There is a plant that looks like marijuana in a planter box by a certain teacher's (see #7) room.
11) Babies are to be placed on shelves.
12) Your music teachers definition of pop music is "Music of the Night" from the Phantom of the Opera.
1) You're addicted to the cookies
2) Your math teacher is either extremely awkward or insane
3) You have played the part of a duck, a farmer, a cowboy, a girl who cant say no, a stripper, or a gangster in the school play.
4) The popular group is more than 50% of your graduating class.
5) The band kicks ass.
6) Your school has an elevator ^^ (yes little children. drop at my feet in awe.)
7) You have had or know of a history teacher who showed you a video about eating a tiger penis.
8) People are very competitive in bingo.
9) There are stripper poles in the woodshop room.
10) There is a plant that looks like marijuana in a planter box by a certain teacher's (see #7) room.
11) Babies are to be placed on shelves.
12) Your music teachers definition of pop music is "Music of the Night" from the Phantom of the Opera.
#12 Sheldon: Hey, can we play a pop song this year at for orchestra?
Mrs. Priest: Oh, yeah, sure, like Music of the Night?
#2 Mr. Mello: -places hand on Rhonda's shoulder- Smells like rain.
Pacific Grove Middle School (PGMS)- its where it happens.
Mrs. Priest: Oh, yeah, sure, like Music of the Night?
#2 Mr. Mello: -places hand on Rhonda's shoulder- Smells like rain.
Pacific Grove Middle School (PGMS)- its where it happens.
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Get the Albert leonard middle school mug.Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.
If you're considering going there run. Now.
And they're making an elementary school too.
:)
If you're considering going there run. Now.
And they're making an elementary school too.
:)
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