jacob

he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out

girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.

by camern October 19, 2022

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Jacob Kawana

Jacob Kawana is a New Zealand socialite and singer, known mostly for his published work in writing and fashion - featured in NYLON.

Jacob Kawana is okay!

by AbbeyHault February 12, 2025

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Jacob Petti

a bitch ass nigga who won’t download rec room

damn bro you’re totally acting like jacob petti rn

by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022

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Jacob hill

Massive cock

Jacob hill had a massive cock

by Yomyg October 5, 2020

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Jacob is an athletic smart cute funny guy who is shy around strangers or people he just met but once you get to know him he is the nicest most charming person who could ever of met. If you know a Jacob keep him in your life. I bet if you know a Jacob he is in only some of your classes, average height, athletic (basketball and baseball) and is super smart, in higher up classes. If you have the privilege to date a Jacob keep him and show him so much love because that is what he would be giving you, Jacobs are so loving and sweet. Also he has beautiful eyes and a perfect smile. So adorable and loving!

Her: Hey Annabel, did you meet Jacob

Annabel: No not yet

Her: Oh let’s go and meet him, you’ll love him

Two month later…
Annabel: Hello Jacob are we still on for later tonight

Jacob: Yes of course, actually here are so roses for you.

Annabel: Omg thank you! You are so sweet

Both: *hugs*

by Bestie_Anna November 21, 2021

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