by BitchmatePerry July 7, 2021

A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.
Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?
Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt
Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt
by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017

The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"
by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004
