Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.
That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".
by Energysoul July 26, 2016
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life high five

When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?
Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!

Brittany: Duh. Life high five!
by levinlaw September 15, 2019
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five

the word five AKA 5 is a number duh
by @puglover June 11, 2018
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Five-ffel tower

an obvious expansion on the eiffel tower and triffel tower, the five-ffel tower involves five men having a five-way high-five over the top of their female participant.
That lady really puts out. I hear when she was hanging out with Brad and Steve and Mike and Stan and Dave that she let them Five-ffel tower her.
by TheHappyBrewmaster September 27, 2010
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T-fived

A friend's son failed his first driving test yesterday. He told his parents he had 'T-fived'.
by Mr Jack April 1, 2008
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