don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019

i don't catch

another meaning for 'i don't get it' or 'I don't understand'

karina: "lesbian"
lisa: "i don't catch"

by rated by 5 out of 5 dogs March 22, 2019

Don't move your booty, my baby

In sex, after doing the "Crouching Tiger" either in a homosexual or heterosexual couple, the one that was down (Bottom) tends to move the booty asking for more. Then, the one that goes up (Top) responds: "Don't move your bootty, baby "to express that he can't give more.

The Bottom: —moves her butt—

The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.

by TheWeirdLost April 15, 2019

don't be vague

If someone says don't be vague, their calling you an annoyingly simple person, or their asking you to be more clear.

John: have you seen my keys?
Sam: No, what do they look like?
john: ugh....don't be vague

by Mr.Pulley April 17, 2019

don't doors

That means to be cool or someone who is very 6669iq and that person always thanks the bus driver

Roz don't doors, he must also be too big brain

by susan wazowski October 8, 2019

Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.

Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"

by MillieLycan April 5, 2018