Jeffrey: You're a lovely person and all but this is my cake. Go starve away from me.
Linda starts crying. Isaac tries to make her feel better.
Isaac: Don't bother about Jeffrey, it was trash spit. Also, he eats used condoms for breakfast.
Linda starts crying. Isaac tries to make her feel better.
Isaac: Don't bother about Jeffrey, it was trash spit. Also, he eats used condoms for breakfast.
by Alessio Datura July 17, 2022

An indescribably horrifying smell, usually coming from the mouth of an older dog who's oral hygiene has been neglected for several years.
by boadiefuck September 19, 2010

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