Speed of Light

Light travels at approximately 3x10^8 m/s in a vacuum as it has a mass of 0.
However, in recent years scientists have discovered that Jake Gibson is the only entity capable of surpassing such speed. Therefore, the speed of light is equal to approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second.

The speed of light is approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second

by S3arch March 29, 2021

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021

Triangle of light

Where thighs and hips meet in a toned body and an upside down triangle forms. One should be able to see through the space for a true Triangle.

I've been doing squats for weeks trying to get the Triangle of Light to appear

by MasqueradeJelly January 17, 2017

light at the end of the tunnel

Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope

Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023

Brown light

Means shut the fuck up and slow the fuck down

Stop at the brown light

by TacoboyFTW August 10, 2021

Light My Fire

If you like songs that are over six minutes long (7:09 to be exact) but only have about 1-2 minutes of lyrics, this song was made for you.

Light My Fire is one of the greatest songs of all time

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 03, 2022

head lighting

Driving to a known regular car sex location and high beaming the cars to catch people out on their dirty deads.

Brad: 'yo man, wanna go head lighting?'

Connor: 'yeah dude, let's go catch some dirties!'

by TheBigCahoona April 06, 2014