Pull A Yobert

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.

They really did Pull A Yobert !

by Yobert October 25, 2020

to pull a Grian

To leave a part of a building in Minecraft unfinished indefinitely.

- I see you've pulled a Grian in your mansion.
- Yeah, I will finish it at some point.

- I will need to pull a Grian in my house because I don't have enough stuff to complete it.

by vardazed October 27, 2020

pulling a giuliani

When a man puts his hand down his pants and fondles his junk in front of a women then "pretends" he was tucking in his shirt.

Ewww, that guy was totally pulling a Giuliani when he just put his hand down his pants.

by karmannghia October 28, 2020

'Pulling a Belle'

'Pulling a Belle' is where one gets into a relationship for the sole purpose of not wishing to be mean. When one does not particularly like or is attracted to the other person but does not want to hurt their feelings. It is often convenient for the 'Belle' (so to speak,) although it often results in heart break for the other member of the relationship, whose feelings are genuine.

"Come on, he is a total freak...don't pull a Belle."
"I think you guys are moving a little fast, you're pulling a bit of a Belle...you should slow down and consider if you even like him."
"Is it just me, or are you totally 'Pulling a Belle' right now!?"

by The Table September 28, 2012

pull a Tobin

Going away for a long, long (>3 hours) time when you say you're only going to be away for a very short time (e.g. 10-30 minutes).

Piet: Hey, I'm gonna be back in 10 minutes; gotta eat!
Henk: Okay!
*3 Hours later*
Piet: Hey, I'm back!
Henk: Don't pull a Tobin on me anymore, please...

by VeniVidiVici June 21, 2013

pull a crazy

Actively acting super cray to sabotage and permanently end a relationship. Suggested methods include: calling repeatedly until they block your number, making poor, personal jokes at their expense, excessive radio silence, showing up to their home or place of work randomly and making a scene, constantly picking fights about intensely personal subjects and not backing down.

Pulling a crazy is intended to destroy a relationship while convincing the other person it was entirely their idea, and was necessary for their own safety.

When his ex was still calling and emailing tortured love letters months after their split, Patrick realized he was going to have to pull a crazy to get rid of her once and for all.

by Malapropos September 20, 2013

Pulled an Allison

The act of bailing on someone when you already has plans made with the person, usually followed by an excuse or something lame.

Sean: "Hey, I can't wait for tomorrow!"
Ted: "Hell yea bro! I'm so psyched!"

Sean: "Ted, you pulled an Allison!"

by Lil Bweezy December 27, 2011